Clearly, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood it could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

I am reading Upstairs at the White House: My Life with the First Ladies. It's a memoir from the Chief Usher [kind of a majordomo but with ALL the responsibilites] of the White House. He served under Roosevelt, Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, and I think a bit of Nixon, not sure yet. It's fascinating stuff, all behind-the-scenes to make the place run smoothly. It's a very accessible and fun read.