Thank you for that point about Religious Guy's two jobs! I kept going WAIT WHAT an hour and a half of sleep daily, HOW, but as everyone seemed to just take it as an accepted given I thought I must be misinterpreting something.

As to my woes of which we will not speak in detail, a friend declares that I am officially at the "horrified giggling" stage of bad luck. *slow clap* Your student seems to have been in the same boat, poor child. I like your mantra very, very much, and you're welcome for the warning!