Meme: The virtual slumber party
Nov. 3rd, 2011 07:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
magnetic_poleI think the moral to this meme is that not only am I no longer a teenager...I never was!
1. Had beer. Once or twice in social settings.
2. Smoked an entire cigarette.
3. Smoked a cigar.
4. Done drugs.
5. Write on a bathroom wall.
6. Read a George Orwell book. [Required reading for US students of a certain age.]
7. Had a physical fight. [Except that I fought with my brother constantly...until he grew taller and bigger than me. When, mysteriously, that stopped.]
8. Used Twitter.
9. Listened to Lady Gaga. [Not on purpose]
10. Been in a car accident. Several serious ones, all as a passenger. Several fender-benders, once my fault. I hate cars.
11. Gotten suspended.
12. Gotten expelled. [This is horrifying even in retrospect.]
13. Been allergic to something. [Cats! I would be such a cat person if I weren't]
14. Got a computer virus. [Altogether too often. My computer's been wiped and rebooted several times. I feel cursed.]
15. Touched a real gun.
16. Had a dog.
17. Had a cat.
18. Been pregnant.
19. Camped out. [Often when I was young on family vacations. My father loves the outdoors. Adult discovery: I don't.]
20. Swam in the ocean. [Often when I was young; I grew up in southern California. At some point in your teens you realize that it's DAMN COLD, though. Not sure why kids never feel that.]
21. Wore a bikini.
22. Driven a car. [Occasionally I drive a rental. It's my goal to remain car-free as long as possible.]
23. Been sent to the principal.
24. Ever liked someone. [Er, YES.]
25. Failed a class.
26. Failed a test.
27. Went to summer school. [All the time when I was growing up. It was The Thing for nerdy kids to do.]
28. Got worse than a D.
29. Read an entire book.
30. Recorded my own music.
31. Had an xbox. [I don't even know what an x-box is.]
32. Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. [I wore them once, to my senior prom, which I attended with my gay friend before either of us was out. The heels were only the smallest part of what was wrong with that picture.]
33. Wore fishnets.
34. Wore skinny jeans.
35. Been in love.
36. Hated someone. [I wonder if I would have fewer issues if the answer to this one were "yes?"]
37. Been cheated on.
38. Cheated on someone.
39. Did something sexual with someone of the same sex. Often! It's fun!
40. Practiced Christianity.
41. Worn makeup. [Never. When I was a teenager, my mother would force me to put on lipstick for family photos, and I would eat it off in the car on the way to the mall.]
42. Lied to my parents about where I was going. [I was living with them when I came out. Bad news all around.]
43. Had surgery. [Just once, for a bad break in my arm.]
44. Had my license. [For a California girl, I was slow to get my license--I only did at 18.]
45. Been to college or university. [Never emerged, actually.]
46. Graduated high school.
47. Attempted suicide.
48. Worn colored contacts.
49. Painted my nails black.
50. Broken someone’s heart.
51. Had my heart broken.
52. Cried for an hour straight.
53. Lost something very valuable.
54. Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
56. Gotten stung by a bee.
57. Eaten something bad/expired. [On purpose? Why would you do this?]
58. Threw up from being so drunk. [Never been drunk]
59. Saw someone throw up from being so drunk. [Have never actually been in the same room when it happened.]
60. Danced with someone of the opposite sex. [Under duress.]
61. Owned an ipod.
62. Owned an iphone. [Can we say "late adopter?"]
63. Fell for a best friend. [OMG THE STORY OF MY TEENS!]
64. Stole a friend’s significant other.
65. Went far away from home for more than a week.
66. Moved out. [Not once I'd moved in.]
67. Ran away. [Sometimes the better half gets frustrated with life and says "Let's run away.' I say, "Sorry, we already did."]
68. Teased my brother/sister.
69. Been to a hospital.
70. Had food poisoning.
71. Had a job.
72. Been fired.
73. Lied to a friend. Not my best moments, but yes.
74. Lied to a family member. [As I said above, living with my parents when I came out. Bad news all around.]
75. Had a Facebook. [I love how this is in past tense. I do, but I never look at it.]
76. Posted a video on Youtube. [I can't even imagine what this would consist of?]
77. Started a rumor about someone.
78. Talked bad about someone.
79. Dropped out of school.
80. Deliberately failed a test. [Why would anyone do this? I don't under stand this meme.]
81. Been skinny dipping. [Again, why?]
82. Counted to a million.
83. Counted to a thousand. [This meme is getting very odd.]
84. Ate rabbit meat.
85. Ate duck meat.
86. Had fast food. [Aha! Back to something I understand.]
87. Been to church.
88. Been to Canada.
89. Been married. [Been there, done that? Rabbit meat, marriage, got to try new things? The narrative pacing of this meme is off, somehow.]
90. Had a divorce.
91. Broke a glass.
92. Hugged someone today.
93. Texted someone today. [Don't text.]
94. Received a phone call today. [Sadly, I've more or less given up answering the phone.]
95. Threw something out of the window. [Like trash, you mean? {No.} Or something valuable, in anger? {Again, no.}]
96. Ignored a text from someone on purpose. [Although I think I've inadvertently ignored several dozen messages from people who don't realize I don't know how to text. Does that count?]
97. Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
98. Wished I was somebody else.
99. Gone on exchange.
100. Gotten drunk and made out with a friend. [Really? This is question 100? Someone, ask me a better 100?]
2. Smoked an entire cigarette.
3. Smoked a cigar.
4. Done drugs.
5. Write on a bathroom wall.
7. Had a physical fight. [Except that I fought with my brother constantly...until he grew taller and bigger than me. When, mysteriously, that stopped.]
8. Used Twitter.
9. Listened to Lady Gaga. [Not on purpose]
11. Gotten suspended.
12. Gotten expelled. [This is horrifying even in retrospect.]
15. Touched a real gun.
16. Had a dog.
17. Had a cat.
18. Been pregnant.
21. Wore a bikini.
23. Been sent to the principal.
25. Failed a class.
26. Failed a test.
28. Got worse than a D.
29. Read an entire book.
30. Recorded my own music.
31. Had an xbox. [I don't even know what an x-box is.]
32. Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. [I wore them once, to my senior prom, which I attended with my gay friend before either of us was out. The heels were only the smallest part of what was wrong with that picture.]
33. Wore fishnets.
34. Wore skinny jeans.
36. Hated someone. [I wonder if I would have fewer issues if the answer to this one were "yes?"]
38. Cheated on someone.
40. Practiced Christianity.
41. Worn makeup. [Never. When I was a teenager, my mother would force me to put on lipstick for family photos, and I would eat it off in the car on the way to the mall.]
47. Attempted suicide.
48. Worn colored contacts.
49. Painted my nails black.
50. Broken someone’s heart.
51. Had my heart broken.
52. Cried for an hour straight.
53. Lost something very valuable.
54. Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
56. Gotten stung by a bee.
57. Eaten something bad/expired. [On purpose? Why would you do this?]
58. Threw up from being so drunk. [Never been drunk]
59. Saw someone throw up from being so drunk. [Have never actually been in the same room when it happened.]
61. Owned an ipod.
62. Owned an iphone. [Can we say "late adopter?"]
64. Stole a friend’s significant other.
65. Went far away from home for more than a week.
66. Moved out. [Not once I'd moved in.]
69. Been to a hospital.
72. Been fired.
76. Posted a video on Youtube. [I can't even imagine what this would consist of?]
77. Started a rumor about someone.
78. Talked bad about someone.
79. Dropped out of school.
80. Deliberately failed a test. [Why would anyone do this? I don't under stand this meme.]
81. Been skinny dipping. [Again, why?]
82. Counted to a million.
83. Counted to a thousand. [This meme is getting very odd.]
84. Ate rabbit meat.
85. Ate duck meat.
90. Had a divorce.
92. Hugged someone today.
93. Texted someone today. [Don't text.]
94. Received a phone call today. [Sadly, I've more or less given up answering the phone.]
95. Threw something out of the window. [Like trash, you mean? {No.} Or something valuable, in anger? {Again, no.}]
96. Ignored a text from someone on purpose. [Although I think I've inadvertently ignored several dozen messages from people who don't realize I don't know how to text. Does that count?]
97. Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
98. Wished I was somebody else.
99. Gone on exchange.
100. Gotten drunk and made out with a friend. [Really? This is question 100? Someone, ask me a better 100?]
